| *Wakes up in the middle of the night* | |
| Me: | Please don't be 6am |
| *1;48am* | |
| Me: | MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME! |
| *Shoves face back into pillow* |
If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals
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| My Teacher: | It's interesting that all of the letters in the word 'listen' are also in the word 'silent' |
| Me: | It's interesting that all of the letters in the word 'subtext' are also in the word-- |
| My Friend: | No. |
There are two types of greetings:
Friends:
Best friends:
this couldn’t have been more accurate
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